Like a character from Shakespeare, Elon Musk is larger than life, so here’s a look at his tunnel in iambic pentameter.
People underestimate Elon Musk at their peril; he has accomplished amazing things. From rockets to electric cars to flamethrowers, he has changed the world. And unlike normal people, when he gets stuck in traffic, he doesn’t sit and swear or look at his giant TV dashboard or get a bike, he has bigger visions. Voila: The Boring Company, which just unveiled its first tunnel. He said at the launch: “Traffic is soul-destroying. It’s like acid on the soul.” Previously he had noted:
